First of all, this thing is damn ugly no matter what color you choose and secondly, how the hell are you going to sneak your hand up under her sweater while you snuggle on the couch if she has this stupid thing on?
Seriously, she will be under-whelmed at best by this moronic attempt at romance.
If youve got over 1500 to blow, then buy her some gorgeous jewelry, take her away to a nice country inn and spend the weekend in bed getting rewarded for your thoughtfulness *wink wink.
Prices start at 1500 Dont be a moron.
Valentines Day gifts for your boyfriend, husband or S/O dont have to be lovey-dovey.
Help him keep it groomed and soft with this kit.